Please help welcome into this plane of existence, Anthony Luke Willems, my second son, born Wednesday evening in Charleston, West Virginia! Rachel and I are very proud to have created this little guy who will no doubt win both the Pulitzer and the Nobel Peace Prize in the future. I also expect Tony to be a start athlete, a famed academic, and a billionaire. Not that I want to put too much pressure on him. Right now, we’re focusing on getting him home from the hospital. I’ll teach him string theory next week.