If you’ve ever tried to sell your book by trading reviews with people, you know that reciprocity is the name of the game. That means you’ve had to write some mandatory five-star reviews. Here’s one that I’ve typed up in hope of getting Beer Run some much-needed publicity:

Fluffy-Wuffy’s Great Adventure is a truly unique book. I’m not being sarcastic. There aren’t that many books whose main character is a cute cartoon rabbit that ends with him plunging a claymore into the heart of an eight-foot-tall, 500-pound archdemon named Astaroth as part of his righteous crusade against the armies of Hell. I mean, you really wouldn’t guess that from the cover, which just shows Fluffy-Wuffy frolicking in the fields with the other critters of Pleasant Meadows.

It’s only when you open up the book and read about how Fluffy-Wuffy and his furry friends, Foxykins and Squirrelypoo, spend their time watching internet porn and telling off color jokes. Other than the racial slurs and other four-letter obscenities which Fluffy-Wuffy spits out like his signature minigun spits out bullets with uranium casing, the language in this book feels like it was intended for a young audience. The author states in the forward, accurately I would guess, that Fluffy-Wuffy’s Great Adventure is at a third grade reading level.

You may be asking how Fully-Wuffy gets involved in fighting an army of demons. You see, Fluffy-Wuffy has to fight the demon army because he summoned them via a black mass where they sacrificed a bear and drew a portal to Hell with its blood. They did it to get even with the farmer for withholding his carrots, but then the demons, being demons, tried to kill all the animals in the forest, and the world, so Fluffy and the gang have to put them down. It’s a little strange for a book with the subtitle “The Power of Friendship!”

This is not to say I dislike the book. It’s actually a real page turner in between all the black magic, murder, and the five-page sex scene (with pictures!). I would recommend to anyone in the furry community. I do wonder who it is aimed at, though. Seems like the author has misconstrued his target audience. I mean, sure, lots of boys in grade school would love to read this book, but their mothers probably wouldn’t appreciate someone giving them access to it. It could be a great gag gift!

Judged purely as a piece of literature, and without asking any questions about whether it is appropriate for certain age demographics, Fluffy Wuffy’s Great Adventure is an action-adventure thriller full of action, romance, and a minimal amount of cannibalism. Five Stars!