Good news everyone, they are now selling Beer Run and Beer Run 2 at the Inner Geek in Huntington, if anyone is interested in buying a physical copy.

September 2, 1945—Japan formally surrenders to the Allies aboard the USS Missouri. Pandemonium resident Bunim Greenblatt, along with an entire company of soldiers, is present in the bowels of the ship so an invasion of the Japanese homeland can commence in the event the Japanese have second thoughts.

September 3, 1840—Future abolitionist Clay Williamson escapes from slavery in Pandemonium at the age of six. Williamson would advocate for the abolition of slavery in Boston…unsuccessfully as he was actually a terrible public speaker.

September 4, 1960—Pandemonium Public Schools formally integrate for the first time, leading to protests from the Witch community and intervention from the federal government in the form of National Guard soldiers being placed at the doors of Pandemonium High for security. Witch families would respond by sending their children to Bothwell School, a Witch institution founded in the late 1800s.

September 5, 1902—The first labor day parade in Pandemonium history is held in the town square, organized largely by the Fieldhand and Ze’ev communities. The Witch community responds by proposing a Management Day, to be held on the first Saturday in September, whereby employees must come to work without pay.

September 6, 2017—Acton Ravenwood, Satanic High Priest, proclaims he will swim to Bermuda and back without the aid of a shark cage. Ravenwood gets 50 feet off shore and abandons the attempt after accidentally swallowing some sea water.

September 7, 1992—Jason Biggs, born in the southwest corner of Pandemonium, tops the rap charts with his single “On the Corner of Perdition and Sunset.” Alas, his career is cut short by a stray bullet fired in a drive-by a block away. The shooting is a part of a gang war between the Pandemonium Neighborhood Reapers and the Pandemonium Original Reapers, who used to be the same gang before a disagreement occurred ten years earlier over one gang leader having sex with another’s sister at a party.

September 8, 1620—The Charon finally makes its landing on Pandemonium island, beginning the settlement of Pandemonium town.