Hey, this is Jack Willems wishing everyone here a happy National Pineapple Upside Down Cake Day to all of my readers! It’s also National Cheddar Fries Day and Lima Bean Respect Day, if you partake in that sort of thing. Gosh all these days centered around eating today. I wonder if there is some kind of theme. What? You’re claiming it’s some other kind of day? Like what?

No. We’re not acknowledging that it’s Hitler’s birthday. You people are just sick. Go away.

Yeah, I guess it’s Volunteer Recognition Day. Go out there and help somebody. It’s also UN Chinese Language Day and National Look Alike Day. Oh, and this year, the Boston Marathon is being held, because it just happens to be the third Monday in April. Can’t think of anything else happening today. My brother says he’s taking the entire day off. He must really enjoy the Boston Marathon.

Oh, it’s also Right to Read Day. So, maybe buy exercise that right, and buy one of my books. Here’s the link to Christmas in Pandemonium here:

Here’s Beer Run, my novella:

And here’s the sequel:

Order a book, sit back, and enjoy this wonderful day in the manner of your choosing.